jodawi: (Default)
2017-05-31 01:41 pm

(no subject)

Who's a good vitamin D factory? Is it me? Is it me? I think it is!

*waggy tail*
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2017-04-05 01:08 am

Switching to dreamwidth

Connect to me! Will not be crossposting to LJ

https://jodawi.dreamwidth.org/profile

Pardon ancient profile import. Will import LJ entries sometime maybe soon.
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2016-12-30 04:55 pm

In Soviet Russia,

LJ servers moved to Moscow allegedly. Switching to Dreamwidth if so. I like to keep the number of dictators with access to my most private writings down to a manageable number. Putin won't have full access to all US data for at least another couple months I think.

: P
jodawi: (shiny toaster)
2016-12-25 11:27 pm

Did you know?

When using an electric kettle, you shouldn't put it on a gas burner and then wonder why it's on fire.
jodawi: (lunar eclipse)
2016-12-20 10:13 pm

(no subject)

I'ma emigrate to the Off-World Colonies
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2016-08-31 03:55 am

I probably didn't need my brain anyway

Woke up kicking the wall.


REM sleep is the stage when people typically dream. Most sleepers are ‘paralysed’ during this stage because the brain shuts off the muscles.

But this doesn’t happen to those with REM disorders, who often act out their dreams with violent movements...

The research published in the medical journal Neurology adds to evidence that certain sleep disorders could be a predictor of brain diseases. ...researchers identified 27 people who experienced REM sleep disorders for at least 15 years before developing either Parkinson’s, dementia with Lewy bodies or multiple system atrophy – a disorder similar to Parkinson’s.

The time between the start of the sleep disorder and the symptoms of brain disease ranged up to 50 years, with an average span of 25 years.

But Ruth Sutherland, acting chief executive of the Alzheimer’s Society, said: ‘We don’t yet understand why this correlation exists, and given the small sample size of this study, more research is needed.’
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2016-06-23 09:01 am

(no subject)

I ask you fair citizens: is there any better way to start the day than to find your long-haired cat (who hates having her hindquarters touched) has a massive, massive poopybutt?

🐈💩📦 🚿🙊🚑
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2016-05-26 09:58 am

I am ungruntled

that someones else thought of Soylent Rainbow before me.


Soylent beige is Martians.
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-11-02 04:10 am

(no subject)

Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

© Max Ehrmann 1927
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-09-03 06:45 pm

(no subject)

i ponder creating free alternatives to popular but annoying freemium apps, removing the annoying parts.

#1: Fallout Shelter

jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-08-21 02:54 pm

(no subject)

"Brother from another mother"

Sister from another mister?

jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-05-17 04:36 pm

(no subject)

I need to create a game called Factory Farm.
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-03-12 04:03 am

(no subject)

The problem with 4am is the same.
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2015-03-12 02:59 am

(no subject)

The problem with 3am is suddenly i want hot smoky char barbecue things to shove into my greedy maw.
jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2014-12-19 01:51 am

aiueo

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jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2014-12-11 02:14 pm

fah. dumfug.

Someone tries to charge my non-missing credit card for $200.00, then $400.00, then $1200.00, at a nearby Nordstrom's. Wonder where they got the data.

Is good to have instant text alerts for every charge.

Wells Fargo proactively declined the charges, since I dress like a slob and wouldn't be buying things there.

Oh hey, I should have claimed I lost the card 5 years ago and could they please reverse all those charges.

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jodawi: (faerie godfather)
2014-12-10 09:55 pm

Former UK ambassador: CIA sent people to be ‘raped with broken bottles’

Former UK ambassador: CIA sent people to be ‘raped with broken bottles’

“I’m talking of people being raped with broken bottles,” he said at a lecture late last month that was re-broadcast by the Real News Network. “I’m talking of people having their children tortured in front of them until they sign a confession. I’m talking of people being boiled alive. And the intelligence from these torture sessions was being received by the CIA, and was being passed on.”