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20 years ago, Mr. Tucky had a dream. Today, that dream is a reality.
"I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?"
On the contrary, i'm redeemable for a variety of products and services.
The latest offering in our catalog is Mr. Tucky's Tucking Service—"With every tucky... a free rubber ducky!" Are your toes cold? Do you stay awake for hours wondering how to turn off the light after getting settled in bed? Do you miss having a loving tucking-in from childhood, or have un-smoothed sheets that you just don't have the energy to smooth? Well, let your sleep be troubled no more! Sign up now for 1 year of tucking service and get one month free! Heck, make it two.
What are you?"
On the contrary, i'm redeemable for a variety of products and services.
The latest offering in our catalog is Mr. Tucky's Tucking Service—"With every tucky... a free rubber ducky!" Are your toes cold? Do you stay awake for hours wondering how to turn off the light after getting settled in bed? Do you miss having a loving tucking-in from childhood, or have un-smoothed sheets that you just don't have the energy to smooth? Well, let your sleep be troubled no more! Sign up now for 1 year of tucking service and get one month free! Heck, make it two.