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Apophenia ([personal profile] jodawi) wrote2003-04-08 10:48 am

The beneficial effects of spam

In 20 years, the deluge of spam will have transformed society:

- the idea of having a bigger penis will make men recoil in disgust
- the idea of having bigger breasts will make women recoil in disgust
- the idea of having money or having mortgages and property will make people recoil in disgust
- the idea of looking at pornography will make people recoil in disgust
- nudity will be the norm. sex will be common and public, and nobody will pay any attention unless involved in it
- sex won't be used to sell anything on tv
- nobody will want to lose weight
- anti-spam software will be the birthplace of the first true artificial intelligence, with said intelligence committing suicide or escaping from humanity forever shortly thereafter
- nigeria will change its name

mk

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