i'd say get your resume in order and give them two weeks notice once you find a better job. and/or give them all pamphlets weekly on how to reclaim their lost manhood via affirmations. and/or turn it into a sociology research project, collecting data about the monkeys, posted on the walls.
"Today, the male i've nicknamed 'Booboo' displayed various acts of aggression when the alpha male 'Glurk' was not nearby. This included various vocalizations and glances towards me. I theorize that Booboo has mistaken me for one of his species. So far there has been no explicit thumping of the chest, shaking of potted office trees, or throwing of his own feces. Despite evidence to the contrary, i remain convinced that these gentle giants, Homo Patheticus, truly do have minds and intelligence. I may have to take some brain samples for lab analysis to determine where the problem is."
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"Today, the male i've nicknamed 'Booboo' displayed various acts of aggression when the alpha male 'Glurk' was not nearby. This included various vocalizations and glances towards me. I theorize that Booboo has mistaken me for one of his species. So far there has been no explicit thumping of the chest, shaking of potted office trees, or throwing of his own feces. Despite evidence to the contrary, i remain convinced that these gentle giants, Homo Patheticus, truly do have minds and intelligence. I may have to take some brain samples for lab analysis to determine where the problem is."