It's a damned good thing you keep coming back to life. We'd miss you. No wonder you seem so wise beyond your years. Hrm.

4. John Williams needs to switch to a nickname.

He did, but some of them are so long, it's easier to just point or gesture toward him.

And stop eating other people's lunches--and hamsters! I thought you were a vegetarian! What depravity are you encountering in Pennsylvania?