Sarcasmic Astroglide

"Of all the signs in the Zodiac, Pisces are the ones who have the broadest beliefs of all. Astrology, Tarot, Telepathy, Witchcraft, extraterrestrials, tea leaves, pendulum dowsing, pyramids, astral travel, out of body experiences, Nostradamus, & Bermuda Triangle just to name a few. Communication with trees, fruit, dolphins, and grass are just a few of the Pisces fan club."

Fruit! *flap flap flap flap flap*

"The Pisces memory for the most part is slow. Like the Gemini native, a Pisces can go out on a date in their car and return home on a boat, having no idea that they didn't leave on a boat to begin with."

"Moon in Aries natives make friends easily, but lose them just as quickly, as they are just a wee bit unstable and intense for the rest of humanity. Hocus Pocus.

Relationships for the natives with Moon in Aries begin with the subtlety of being struck by lightning, then die just as suddenly. It can be equated with being swept off your feet, then falling headfirst from a plane without a parachute."

"Mercury in Pisces: They don't need to be "in" a relationship all the time, but should they turn over in bed and there is someone there, what the heck."

"Here is the typical Venus in Aries making up their mind, especially making a committment 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, well.... Yes, No, Yes, No....'

You can tell the person with Venus in Aries by how far they try to stick their tongue down your throat, while talking casually for the first time."

Sarcasmic Astroglide

"Of all the signs in the Zodiac, Pisces are the ones who have the broadest beliefs of all. Astrology, Tarot, Telepathy, Witchcraft, extraterrestrials, tea leaves, pendulum dowsing, pyramids, astral travel, out of body experiences, Nostradamus, & Bermuda Triangle just to name a few. Communication with trees, fruit, dolphins, and grass are just a few of the Pisces fan club."

Fruit! *flap flap flap flap flap*

"The Pisces memory for the most part is slow. Like the Gemini native, a Pisces can go out on a date in their car and return home on a boat, having no idea that they didn't leave on a boat to begin with."

"Moon in Aries natives make friends easily, but lose them just as quickly, as they are just a wee bit unstable and intense for the rest of humanity. Hocus Pocus.

Relationships for the natives with Moon in Aries begin with the subtlety of being struck by lightning, then die just as suddenly. It can be equated with being swept off your feet, then falling headfirst from a plane without a parachute."

"Mercury in Pisces: They don't need to be "in" a relationship all the time, but should they turn over in bed and there is someone there, what the heck."

"Here is the typical Venus in Aries making up their mind, especially making a committment 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, well.... Yes, No, Yes, No....'

You can tell the person with Venus in Aries by how far they try to stick their tongue down your throat, while talking casually for the first time."

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Shrub works to impose New Jerusalem by force?

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Shrub works to impose New Jerusalem by force?

Conflict in Democratic Republic of Congo Deadliest Since World War II, Says The IRC

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Conflict in Democratic Republic of Congo Deadliest Since World War II, Says The IRC

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1 week LJ break

if i post anything before May 1, smack me

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1 week LJ break

if i post anything before May 1, smack me

the multi-wiggly happy birthdays to durga_daggr kenkari althaea deadgirl foible barbaricyawp