(no subject)

We are pleased to announce that all available lives and associated limbs have been risked on top non-step of teetering decrepit ladder at top of the stairs for to unscrew the fucking hideous vent that has vexed me for years and clean it off, providing the increase in household beauty of immeasurable magnitude due to the now-missing matt of gray evil spleffhg that besmirched it for years, evading all broom and other device-specific attempts to clean it.

We are displeased to announce that we really need a shower.

We are grump at HP/Compaq/Microsoft/Dell for causing reinstallation of OS and wireless router technologies.

We may have coughant improvement due to anti-BioTicks.

We reiterate our previous communication regarding shower-related needs.

We blame society and/or sobriety for any spelling mistakes, as surely it could not be that Semagic's spelling correction system is sad.

(no subject)

We are pleased to announce that all available lives and associated limbs have been risked on top non-step of teetering decrepit ladder at top of the stairs for to unscrew the fucking hideous vent that has vexed me for years and clean it off, providing the increase in household beauty of immeasurable magnitude due to the now-missing matt of gray evil spleffhg that besmirched it for years, evading all broom and other device-specific attempts to clean it.

We are displeased to announce that we really need a shower.

We are grump at HP/Compaq/Microsoft/Dell for causing reinstallation of OS and wireless router technologies.

We may have coughant improvement due to anti-BioTicks.

We reiterate our previous communication regarding shower-related needs.

We blame society and/or sobriety for any spelling mistakes, as surely it could not be that Semagic's spelling correction system is sad.

welcome to the you-nighted staits!

people don't know where i'm from. they don't know where philippines or indonesia is. a canadian guy asked me what it's like living in "INDIANESIA"

and remember friends, these are the highly-educated college-going peoples.

welcome to the you-nighted staits!

people don't know where i'm from. they don't know where philippines or indonesia is. a canadian guy asked me what it's like living in "INDIANESIA"

and remember friends, these are the highly-educated college-going peoples.

(no subject)

*deletes 464 spams, hoping no real messages included*

(no subject)

*deletes 464 spams, hoping no real messages included*

no poll permitted in my nonpaid accounts, of woe

[Poll #174624]

no poll permitted in my nonpaid accounts, of woe

[Poll #174624]

Terrorist Identification Poll

Information Retrieval
Department of Homeland Security
Ministry of Truth
Ministry of Love

Come on fellow citizens! Show your civic pride by creating your own scary name for a new government department!

[Poll #174676]

Invite your friends! Invite your enemies! Results will be published in a few days. Winners will be chosen! They may win something!

Note: entries are visible to everyone, since it would give a false sense of security to have them private when you know all your electronic communications are going through Echelon, helping to prevent 9/11 um bad things, lots of them.

Terrorist Identification Poll

Information Retrieval
Department of Homeland Security
Ministry of Truth
Ministry of Love

Come on fellow citizens! Show your civic pride by creating your own scary name for a new government department!

[Poll #174676]

Invite your friends! Invite your enemies! Results will be published in a few days. Winners will be chosen! They may win something!

Note: entries are visible to everyone, since it would give a false sense of security to have them private when you know all your electronic communications are going through Echelon, helping to prevent 9/11 um bad things, lots of them.

"Did you know?"

Underneath the refrigerator is a dark and wild land, a land teeming with grungillates and filthagulants. I, now, venture into this land, to discover the source of the Nile which flows from beneath.

"Did you know?"

Underneath the refrigerator is a dark and wild land, a land teeming with grungillates and filthagulants. I, now, venture into this land, to discover the source of the Nile which flows from beneath.