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- amusements,
- humor-2,
- language,
- lj,
- meme
Today was really Customize.
I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth. Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
Type something here.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth. Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
Type something here.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
Created with the Gregors's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today!
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