Being an email sent to my cow-orkers

[jodawi]

Subject: Kitchen Fridge / Eggnog Apocalypse

The fridge on the left appears to have been slightly open all night
There was an ancient semi-solidified eggnog carton lying on its side
Temperature increased
There was an explosion
There was much solid, semi-solid, and liquid mess
Particularly on the things on the shelves below it, or in front of it
I got it mostly cleaned up
And threw out a few things that looked quite spoiled
Or besmirched with nog
But there may be some remnants here and there
On the foodstuffs, and packagings, and on the floor under the fridge
And some of the remaining foodstuffs may be spoiled
So eater beware
And avoid sniffing deeply

Also, make sure the door closes when you close it - it looks like the
magnets on top and bottom are falling out and flopping over, and thus
ironically act to keep the door from closing, so inattention or boxes and
bags that don't quite fit can keep the door from closing or pop it open.
Perhaps some super or krazy or superkrazy glue could put the magnets back on duty.

Comments

[akaspeedo.livejournal.com]

I've heard of exploding Pop Tarts, but never the exploding egg nog.

[plusjke.livejournal.com]

this made me laugh!