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Apophenia ([personal profile] jodawi) wrote2005-06-30 05:57 pm
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If I were a rich evil artist, I think I would create a 10x10x10 meter cube of stacked meat in some sunny desert location, and put various webcams and video cameras to chronicle the results as the days and months passed.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
And there are people who would laud you as a true artistic genius.

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the next time they slaughter thousands of livestock because of some prion.

Lalalalala! I can't hear you! lalalalala!

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. That would make it all the more artistic in its decomposition, I'm sure. *shudders*

[Think happy thoughts; think happy thoughts.]

Re: Lalalalala! I can't hear you! lalalalala!

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
It would be a celebration of life! Lots of big animals would die, but zillions of smaller animals would come to life!

I ... yeah.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Mhm. But who will let them out once all the meat is gone? Then so too will go the tiny organisms, unless they are released into the local environment and allowed to proliferate. Perhaps you could, being an evil artist, set up web cams in ever-widening circles from the cube, and show the plague that you have released upon an unsuspecting population. Because really, the only people who would know much about your art would be the fanatics and all of the LJ geeks (like ourselves) who would use it as commentary in [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes and [livejournal.com profile] fandom_wank or some such.

I'm hungry, and now I'm definitely not having anything with animal flesh in it tonight. Thank you.

Re: I ... yeah.

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain it would make international news, including Time, and would be one of the most popular sites on the web for a while. I could make millions!

Re: I ... yeah.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you could. People would either love you, ridicule you, or just stare blankly. What I mean is, that most people who would actually watch it for the length of its cycle probably wouldn't be the mass population. Therefore, you could continue the project from breeding nasty little organisms, to then releasing them, without people realizing what you were about. Perhaps let them believe that there would be a sterilization of the room at some point, and then release the critters the night before. Bwa-ha-ha and all that. *grins*

[identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
ya know, Andy Goldsworthy (http://images.google.com/images?q=andy+goldsworthy&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&biw=1280&tab=ii&oi=imagest) has done some similar work. Not with meat, but with car-sized snowballs full of weird detritus, left in downtown London to melt whilst being recorded.

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's all about the meat. Meaty meaty meat.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
But if you begin with meat, where do you go from there? How do you top yourself? Or is that all that's necessary to your artistic needs?

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
That would be my one contribution to the future of the species.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
As I thought. Though I wonder to which species would you be contributing? *sly smile*

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's quite an interesting (Google) body of work. *peruses*

[identity profile] fierceflawless.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
on a smaller level... (http://www.stinkymeat.net/)

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably what inspired me...saw it a while ago.

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
If you weren't suffering from vegetarianism, you might not have thought of it at all. Deprivation *is* good for the soul.

I would also suggest flyovers. Helicopter tours.

[identity profile] culloden.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Months? What about the vultures? Huh huh huh?

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Months I say! Months!

[identity profile] nancylebov.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Putting it in a desert adds an interesting twist--the meat will presumably be drying on the outside while it's rotting on the inside.

Culloden could be right, unless you choose your desert carefully. Your project might be repidly destroyed by scavengers--though I suppose that if it's all broadcast/recorded, it's still art.

I agree that webcams all around would be good. Would it spoil the beauty of the concept to have internal cams and lighting?

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
10 meters on a side! No scavengers could finish it all, I claim.