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Apophenia ([personal profile] jodawi) wrote2005-09-16 04:14 pm

Random Jodawifact #62:

I detest pimps almost as much as child molesters. If I hear someone in the media talking to pimps casually, or referring to prostitutes as their ho's or bitches or suchlike, then I feel an urge to violently adjust their physical state.

This announcement brought to you by last night's lurid annoying voiceover (oh excuse me, HBO says it's "poetic, street-smart narration by Brent Owens") in Downtown Girls: The Hookers of Honolulu, and the crazy guy on late night Seattle public access who likes to show porn, and entirely too many radio talk shows and things.

NALSNAG

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sweetie. You're starting to talk like a normal annoyed liberal sensitive new age guy. I think you'd best turn off the TV.

{hughughug}

Re: NALSNAG

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*just ordered cable service by proxy*

Nonisnag!

Well, snags don't typically want to grab someone's face and rip it off with their fingers. Or dooo they?

Re: NALSNAG

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect they do. My momma warned me against SNAGs.

Re: NALSNAG

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be snagbois

Re: NALSNAG

[identity profile] sebab.livejournal.com 2005-09-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
no pimps on Food Network!

HTH

[identity profile] sarrabellum.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
God, that porn guy. I had forgotten all about him in the last two cable-free years.

Now that we have cable again (just got it on Saturday), I'm going to have to be very careful when flipping channels.

I hate that "pimp" (and all its connotations) has become so damned fashionable. It makes me sick to my stomach.

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-09-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Would you prefer a blade, a baseball bat, or an acetylene torch for your rage?

[identity profile] jodawi.livejournal.com 2005-09-17 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
an enforced-empathy tunnel to the center of the brain

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2005-09-17 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the point-of-view gun from Hitchhiker's Guide?