Jan. 31st, 2003
What are you?"
On the contrary, i'm redeemable for a variety of products and services.
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What are you?"
On the contrary, i'm redeemable for a variety of products and services.
The latest offering in our catalog is Mr. Tucky's Tucking Service"With every tucky... a free rubber ducky!" Are your toes cold? Do you stay awake for hours wondering how to turn off the light after getting settled in bed? Do you miss having a loving tucking-in from childhood, or have un-smoothed sheets that you just don't have the energy to smooth? Well, let your sleep be troubled no more! Sign up now for 1 year of tucking service and get one month free! Heck, make it two.
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Night of the Living Dead Meme
Jan. 31st, 2003 09:04 pm
Free Speech Wiggle Time!
...has expired.
Reply to this post as anonymous (yes, IP logging is off), and:
Say anything about...
Me
You
Them
Anything!
Confess the sin! • Admit the error! • Write a poem! • Praise the gentle woggling agents! • Scold the fruitbat! • Spank the moocow! • Brag shamelessly! • Weep shamefully! • Utilize the unacceptable language! • Love yourself nigh unto wigglaciousness! And beyond! • Ask unaskable questions! • Curse at exclamation points! • And colors!!!!!!! • Give household cleaning or personal hygiene tips! • Write a prose! • Let your inner impropriety out! • Let your outer impropriety in! • Mash on the keyboard! • Tell a naughty! • Tell a lie! • Tell a truth!
NOTE: Rules!
Don't worry about hurting my feelings!
(I have mistaken wasabi for guacamole,
and after that your piddling pathetic little efforts are but a wriggling
festering worm in the cesspools of arfarf. As you may or may not know, these
worms have no long-term harmful effects on pararibbitoid fruitbats.)
Clarification in case it wasn't clear: i reserve the right to respond to these; also to ignore them.
Don't deliberately attempt to hurt others
who might read your thingies!
(They may not be pararibbitoid fruitbats!)
Don't read responses if you would rather not see the above!
- http://www.vocabula.com/VRlinks.htm
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- http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://aetherlumina.com
Night of the Living Dead Meme
Jan. 31st, 2003 09:04 pm
Free Speech Wiggle Time!
...has expired.
Reply to this post as anonymous (yes, IP logging is off), and:
Say anything about...
Me
You
Them
Anything!
Confess the sin! • Admit the error! • Write a poem! • Praise the gentle woggling agents! • Scold the fruitbat! • Spank the moocow! • Brag shamelessly! • Weep shamefully! • Utilize the unacceptable language! • Love yourself nigh unto wigglaciousness! And beyond! • Ask unaskable questions! • Curse at exclamation points! • And colors!!!!!!! • Give household cleaning or personal hygiene tips! • Write a prose! • Let your inner impropriety out! • Let your outer impropriety in! • Mash on the keyboard! • Tell a naughty! • Tell a lie! • Tell a truth!
NOTE: Rules!
Don't worry about hurting my feelings!
(I have mistaken wasabi for guacamole,
and after that your piddling pathetic little efforts are but a wriggling
festering worm in the cesspools of arfarf. As you may or may not know, these
worms have no long-term harmful effects on pararibbitoid fruitbats.)
Clarification in case it wasn't clear: i reserve the right to respond to these; also to ignore them.
Don't deliberately attempt to hurt others
who might read your thingies!
(They may not be pararibbitoid fruitbats!)
Don't read responses if you would rather not see the above!
- http://www.vocabula.com/VRlinks.htm
- http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://lumina.net
- http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://aetherlumina.com