(no subject)

one day left of work before packing and driving and unpacking and mewling.

ordered or updated address for

the economist (for when you can't afford deluxe mist)
consumer reports health
consumer reports
the nation
science news
analog science fiction and fact
asimov's science fiction
fantasy and science fiction
gardening sampler
special SPRIZE for mitt-el

how long to last? dunno. this is the secret to peering at them.

seattle times or pi? new seattle citizen duty. if sea times anything like wash times, the answer is not difficult.

blah blah
blah

blah

muh

post-sleepy sleepy sleepy, so sleepigo i go go i go, eyes over-rubbed

(no subject)

one day left of work before packing and driving and unpacking and mewling.

ordered or updated address for

the economist (for when you can't afford deluxe mist)
consumer reports health
consumer reports
the nation
science news
analog science fiction and fact
asimov's science fiction
fantasy and science fiction
gardening sampler
special SPRIZE for mitt-el

how long to last? dunno. this is the secret to peering at them.

seattle times or pi? new seattle citizen duty. if sea times anything like wash times, the answer is not difficult.

blah blah
blah

blah

muh

post-sleepy sleepy sleepy, so sleepigo i go go i go, eyes over-rubbed

(no subject)

"Good news/bad news -


There will be a fire drill at approximately 3 this afternoon but an ice
cream truck will be here for you - courtesy of our management company."

(no subject)

"Good news/bad news -


There will be a fire drill at approximately 3 this afternoon but an ice
cream truck will be here for you - courtesy of our management company."

phone and innernet disconnected on 28th - cower in fear, o ye innernet addicts

please speak or enter your 10 digit phone number beginning with area code
you entered blah blah is that correct
please state briefly what you need help with
i'm sorry, please choose from these options. if you would like to key in your answer press 9
for a, press 1 for b, press 2 for c, press 3 for d, press 4 or for more options press 5
for e, press 1 for f, press 2 for g, press 3 for disconnecting your service and not giving us money any more, press 4

your breathing may be monitored for customer service satisfaction guarantee assurance

hi i'm a human from the wrong department can you please give me the phone number you just gave the machine, and the name.
can i please have permission to access our account for you because we were fuckwads a few years back and did too many unauthorized things with customer's accounts so now we can't even look at our own fricken accounts for you without explicit permission. thank you.
i'm showing a balance of blah blah would you like to make a payment?
[uh, no i want to disconnect service, as per button 5 followed by 4]
please hold while i connect you to the correct department

[repeat above, in variations, to disconnect long distance, then again to disconnect dsl, all while assuring them that despite being a customer since 2001 there's nothing they can do to keep me as a customer, and yes i'm sure, and yes please disconnect.]
since you've been a customer for so long you do not need to return the equipment, it's yours.

*has useless dsl modem and dsl line filters*

now if i can convince the comcast fuckwads to connect cable without me being there, i may be able to avoid a week of waiting after arrival for innernet service to be plugged back into our spinal columns

phone and innernet disconnected on 28th - cower in fear, o ye innernet addicts

please speak or enter your 10 digit phone number beginning with area code
you entered blah blah is that correct
please state briefly what you need help with
i'm sorry, please choose from these options. if you would like to key in your answer press 9
for a, press 1 for b, press 2 for c, press 3 for d, press 4 or for more options press 5
for e, press 1 for f, press 2 for g, press 3 for disconnecting your service and not giving us money any more, press 4

your breathing may be monitored for customer service satisfaction guarantee assurance

hi i'm a human from the wrong department can you please give me the phone number you just gave the machine, and the name.
can i please have permission to access our account for you because we were fuckwads a few years back and did too many unauthorized things with customer's accounts so now we can't even look at our own fricken accounts for you without explicit permission. thank you.
i'm showing a balance of blah blah would you like to make a payment?
[uh, no i want to disconnect service, as per button 5 followed by 4]
please hold while i connect you to the correct department

[repeat above, in variations, to disconnect long distance, then again to disconnect dsl, all while assuring them that despite being a customer since 2001 there's nothing they can do to keep me as a customer, and yes i'm sure, and yes please disconnect.]
since you've been a customer for so long you do not need to return the equipment, it's yours.

*has useless dsl modem and dsl line filters*

now if i can convince the comcast fuckwads to connect cable without me being there, i may be able to avoid a week of waiting after arrival for innernet service to be plugged back into our spinal columns

(no subject)

me:
I want to order basic basic cable (ie the $12 thing, not the $30) starting June 1. I'd like to get it hooked up without having to be there - as long as the signal is going into the house i'll do the rest.

them:
Dear John, [sniffle]

Thank you for contacting us regarding your Comcast cable service.
To order the service visit our Web [sic] site at [irrelevant blah blah]

me:
Your web form does not provide an option for ordering basic basic cable. It only provides the expanded overpriced basic cable. Your web form also wants to set up an appointment, and as stated in my email i do not want to have to be there when it is connected.

(no subject)

me:
I want to order basic basic cable (ie the $12 thing, not the $30) starting June 1. I'd like to get it hooked up without having to be there - as long as the signal is going into the house i'll do the rest.

them:
Dear John, [sniffle]

Thank you for contacting us regarding your Comcast cable service.
To order the service visit our Web [sic] site at [irrelevant blah blah]

me:
Your web form does not provide an option for ordering basic basic cable. It only provides the expanded overpriced basic cable. Your web form also wants to set up an appointment, and as stated in my email i do not want to have to be there when it is connected.

(no subject)

me: i searched your site for five minutes and couldn't find a list of fees

wells fargo: Your account fees are listed in your account disclosure statement.When your account was opened a fee disclosure statement was provided as part of your new account opening kit. Please send us a secured email if you need a new disclosure statement.

me: that's not very useful if i haven't opened an account and am just shopping around comparing banks.

(no subject)

me: i searched your site for five minutes and couldn't find a list of fees

wells fargo: Your account fees are listed in your account disclosure statement.When your account was opened a fee disclosure statement was provided as part of your new account opening kit. Please send us a secured email if you need a new disclosure statement.

me: that's not very useful if i haven't opened an account and am just shopping around comparing banks.

Hrmp

If the spammers keep this up, soon just about anything i write will be filtered out by spam filters

A soft round spoon fidgeting at the place that her round caw calculates and still a little bottle arrives.
Her daughters round-shaped wine run.
Any given soft odd shaped bra show its value or any given hairy tall car run and perhaps our slopy little boots arrives.
A well-crafted binocyles looks around.
A given shining little tv sleeps or the fancy bra lies.
Our children shining camera show its value.
His brothers hairy tall white expensive shining beautiful table falls.
Any given shining laptop run.
Any soft golden tv stares or maybe her silver car arrives while his brothers expensive magazine got an idea and any given beautiful smart smart white magazine looks around as soon as a white forg is angry.
His green forg arrives.

My green forg is being taken out to fine pizzas for final lunchings.

Hrmp

If the spammers keep this up, soon just about anything i write will be filtered out by spam filters

A soft round spoon fidgeting at the place that her round caw calculates and still a little bottle arrives.
Her daughters round-shaped wine run.
Any given soft odd shaped bra show its value or any given hairy tall car run and perhaps our slopy little boots arrives.
A well-crafted binocyles looks around.
A given shining little tv sleeps or the fancy bra lies.
Our children shining camera show its value.
His brothers hairy tall white expensive shining beautiful table falls.
Any given shining laptop run.
Any soft golden tv stares or maybe her silver car arrives while his brothers expensive magazine got an idea and any given beautiful smart smart white magazine looks around as soon as a white forg is angry.
His green forg arrives.

My green forg is being taken out to fine pizzas for final lunchings.

Putting the tea back in the he

Hello, John.

I receive copies of alumni online updates for possible gleaning for the Class Notes section of Arches. Thanks for your update! I've noted your name change and will follow up with our Advancement Services folks who maintain our database to make sure your record is changed accordingly.

I have a few questions - in your update you indicate moving to Seattle. Have you moved, or when is your intended move date? Also, you indicate telecommuting for Core Technologies and possibly starting to play gamelan. Are you talking about Javanese music, or is this a software game I'm clueless about? Is Ribbit moo a game or instrument? One last, would you prefer to be associated with class year 1991 or 1992? Sorry to be the question gal, but I want to make sure we report your update accurately in the publication.

Thanks very much for your help! - Cathy

Putting the tea back in the he

Hello, John.

I receive copies of alumni online updates for possible gleaning for the Class Notes section of Arches. Thanks for your update! I've noted your name change and will follow up with our Advancement Services folks who maintain our database to make sure your record is changed accordingly.

I have a few questions - in your update you indicate moving to Seattle. Have you moved, or when is your intended move date? Also, you indicate telecommuting for Core Technologies and possibly starting to play gamelan. Are you talking about Javanese music, or is this a software game I'm clueless about? Is Ribbit moo a game or instrument? One last, would you prefer to be associated with class year 1991 or 1992? Sorry to be the question gal, but I want to make sure we report your update accurately in the publication.

Thanks very much for your help! - Cathy