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The humans were coming to visit and I had been trying happily for hours to think of some activities for them. Happy wasn't working, I decided, so I switched to angry.

Something dangerous then. Memorable and scary – if they survived to remember. Nothing trite though – no fanged monsters, crazed hunting, escape from some prison. I considered possibilities, and a plan slowly developed. It might be better if I didn't know about it though – a proper host should share with the guest. So after plans were set in motion I cleared my mind.

The humans were coming to visit and I had been trying angrily for hours to think of some activities for them. Angry wasn't working, I decided, so I switched to serene disinterest. They'd probably come up with something themselves.

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I read article Electric currents boost brain power and think: I want.

Maybe I tape copper wires to head, hook up 9V battery, start able the thinking. What's the resistance of my head? Hmmm... maybe 5kOhm to 500kOhm, depending on skin connection. 2mA. Easily doable, with proper electrodes.

Add extra aluminum foil hat, protect from alien interference in signals.

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I read article Electric currents boost brain power and think: I want.

Maybe I tape copper wires to head, hook up 9V battery, start able the thinking. What's the resistance of my head? Hmmm... maybe 5kOhm to 500kOhm, depending on skin connection. 2mA. Easily doable, with proper electrodes.

Add extra aluminum foil hat, protect from alien interference in signals.

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In theory I support legalizing drug use / getting rid of victimless crimes. It'd be nice if cops investigated things like stolen cars and burglaries, and stopped spending effort and vast amounts of money on drugs.

However, is drug use victimless? What if the drug user is also a parent? What would happen with traffic fatalities?

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In theory I support legalizing drug use / getting rid of victimless crimes. It'd be nice if cops investigated things like stolen cars and burglaries, and stopped spending effort and vast amounts of money on drugs.

However, is drug use victimless? What if the drug user is also a parent? What would happen with traffic fatalities?