Apophenia

goddamzoloftkeepingmeupallnightandsleepingalldayarg

ToooOOOoooOOoooOOOoo many sleeeEEeeeeEEeeeepieeesss

maybe i force myself to exercise when the sleepy hits, see if that changes anything

too
many
sleeps
arg

Going to bed at 11am. That makes morning be 7pm. So that's about 12 hours out of sync. My former name of Chao is apt!

<sing-song> I - went to - the doc---tor </sing-song>

It was only slightly embarrassing.

Got neck xrayed to see if I have early-onset melanie-neck syndrome. They said I had weird anatomy, and had to take one xray 3 times before my open mouth was correctly lined up with something or other for fine unobscured pretty pictures. Not that I got to see them. Should get nice complimentary copies of all pretty medical pictures, dammit.

Now have to make appointment with doctor2, and followup with doctor1, and pick up yonder prescription.

Tune in next week when the results show I have ribbitoid thrombolysis.

The part that's not in the headlines.

As well, those who had the highest intake of red meat and pork — or about 40 grams compared to those who ate 4 grams — had an increased pancreatic cancer risk of 50 percent.

My body's clock is now in the same time zone as Nuku'alofa.

Tonga is the only remaining Polynesian monarchy. Nukualofa is the country’s capital, chief port, and largest town. The main exports are copra, bananas, vanilla, and handicrafts such as C++ code.

I think my brain does this:

"Caffeine?! Oh no, he's going to try to put me to work! Quick! Fall asleep!"

So i switch my zoloft from noon to midnight yesterday, and i'm not plunged into mid-day sleep yesterday. Instead, i have trouble going to sleep, wake up too early, then have a 4 hour nap in the middle of the day today. Grarg.