(no subject)

The Death Test

According to our research, you'll be dead by December 2053 at age 85
probable cause - cancer
YOU DIE: 84.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 17879.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 42% of your life.

So all we have to do is get that cure for cancer, and I'll be well on my way toward the beginning of my planned 1000 year life.

(no subject)

The Death Test

According to our research, you'll be dead by December 2053 at age 85
probable cause - cancer
YOU DIE: 84.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 17879.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 42% of your life.

So all we have to do is get that cure for cancer, and I'll be well on my way toward the beginning of my planned 1000 year life.

LiveJournal purchased

What does this mean for the future business plans of LiveJournal?
We feel that there's a lot of synergy between our two companies and we both benefit from this relationship by bringing a lot of value-add to the table. By focusing on our core competencies we can continue to provide robust, turn-key, industry-leading solutions while also lowering Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) to our valued clients.

Actually, when my company was purchased, things very similar to that were said. Then all the money was sucked out of us. Later, they apologized, and spurted some money back into us.

LiveJournal purchased

What does this mean for the future business plans of LiveJournal?
We feel that there's a lot of synergy between our two companies and we both benefit from this relationship by bringing a lot of value-add to the table. By focusing on our core competencies we can continue to provide robust, turn-key, industry-leading solutions while also lowering Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) to our valued clients.

Actually, when my company was purchased, things very similar to that were said. Then all the money was sucked out of us. Later, they apologized, and spurted some money back into us.