Apophenia

FINE! DON'T KILL ME FOR USING SHOUTYCAP EXPOSTULATIONS! SEE IF I CURE!

FINE, DON'T POST ABOUT OATMEAL, SEE IF I CARE!!
*drops everyone from flist*

okfine DONTSINGTOME *dropseveryone from flist*

J: *glances around furtively, gets wipe thingy, starts making things shiny*
S: 'er... I was going to do that you know'
J: *meek guilty*
J: *enters 12-step program*

Kitty Litter V: Our last, best hope for pees

Butt crack! what blight through yonder widow breaks?

mk

I want to make used kitty litter into diamonds (wood-chip based?). Something to remember Fluffums by.

R:"These were my mother."

"They were your mother's?"

"No, these were my mother."

What is fabulistic. Fabulistic is a very loud smoke alarm that goes off in EVERY APARTMENT IN THE BUILDING if it goes off in any, + it goes off all the time for us, + it goes off tonight at 1:20 am.

They probably didn't need that sleep anyway.

So, if I put too much water in the wood-putty mix, can I just add some flour?

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O. I bet clumping kitty litter would be good. Except I just poured all of that into the box, and ew.

*nearly loses tip of finger in freak sanitary-wipe accident*

*checks dryer*

*hot wet clothes, not turning*

*grunts*

*goes to 24 hour laundromat*

*dries*

*folds*

*spills beverage on them while putting them in the car*

*grunts*