Apophenia

And in jodawi market ribbits, longer term indicators have changed from bad to good, but short term looks about ready to top out, therefore I'll probably switch back into stocks someweek soon. If I'm bored I may even make a fancy chart.

mullet toss
World armed groups 'abduct girls' 25-04-2005
The share of affluent Americans who said a real estate bubble exists rose to a record 60 percent from 56 percent in January and 49 percent a year earlier. Real estate remains their preferred investment; 37 percent chose it first, ahead of stocks at 26 percent.

"Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said Thursday that his support for tax cuts in early 2001 unintentionally encouraged policies that helped swing the federal budget from surplus to record deficits. ... "

I don't see how anyone could have predicted such a thing.

Market sucks doggie breath. How I make my mom a fine retirement if market not brush its teeth?

Market befuddles. Should flip coin?

Forbes

... In 2004, there were just 116 defendants whose cases were disposed of in the entire U.S., a remarkably small number considering the number of financial restatements, corporate blowups and dream-state analyst reports in recent years. If you are a CEO among the 116, that's cold comfort, but it's not something you really need to worry about.

Worries should dissipate further if your books are clean or if you are truly remote from the crime.

If you're going to steal, make sure you steal millions.

We don't need to replace income tax with a regressive sales tax. Unless you want to hurry the next socialist revolution and oligarchical overthrow that is.

"I don't know, is buying food and clothing smart? Maybe I'll starve in rags instead, saving my money to avoid tax! This will surely provide some economic benefit to the nation as a whole as well."

higher, i think. *switches 401k*

Hmm. Looks like market is about to jump up or plop down in the next day or three. Which which.