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[jodawi]

Today, after driving miss raven, I pluckt 10 or 3 or 20 species of mushrooms. I shall put them in the whirring device, I think, creating a slurry, full of hopeful spoors and somethings, which upon application to the back yard, will surely produce a handsome and voluminous crop of pointy-capped critters. All for much less than you might think!

Then there was the pizza, which changed last minute when I saw the mix-of-gourmet-mushrooms special advertised, so of course that was then the thing, along with the root beer. It is still the thing, and will continue to be into tomorrow, along with the leftover approximate soup, and the leftover leftover stuffing.

Then there was the Blair UFO Project.

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Comments

[plusjke.livejournal.com]

so if i get this right, you're trying to grow mushrooms in your own yard? Will this work? I mean don't they need special ground from the woods and stuff?

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

All they need is love and magic.

[plusjke.livejournal.com]

so what are you planning to give them now. Your love (don't start to screw a mushroom now will ya?) or have you got a magical wand to help you out with the sparkling stuff?

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

The love consists of putting them in a blender and turning them into slush. The magic consists of putting them in the yard and it just works because I said so, and will continue to say so as long as is required.

[plusjke.livejournal.com]

suddenly i'm very pleased that i'm not a mushroom in your garden. :P