Apophenia

Having only 6 posts in 2004 to one of my writing journals may indicate that i am not destined to be a writer.

Hemifascinating how many typos i make with 1.5 glasses of wine. Particularly ones that i'm completely oblivious to, rather than thinking i may have mistyped. Drivers who think they can drive can probably not drive.

Obtained dishwasher. Filled house with dishwasherlemon fumes. Amusing: spend much more time debating self whether or not to buy for me, than spent debating whether or not to buy one for friend.

Made tacos. Two eat, encore soon. Whirr whirr machine. Boil trouble.

Approximate plan to get 1-2 additional cat or kitten, terrorize Nebu, keep him busy so not sit whine all day.

Kitchen shelf needed. Additional spice rack needed.

This is what you say, if you're abcd:

Bring your shovels, folks! There's thirty years of shit here to muck out. I've tried jumping sideways onto it, jumping from foot to foot shifting my weight as it go, it just doesn't move! I have to say, I was disapointed. So. Anyway. T minus two days until bangs.

Take part in her art. Nothing shouts I NEED A LIFE more than dreaming that you're bored, staring at your computer screen, refreshing your livejournal friends page.

I woke up at 4 something. Why do you keep sending me dreams in which I have to try to draw something?

I finally went to the tailor. I find it very peaceful, and as soon as I step out of the car, I can feel the stress melting right off my shoulders.

I will take touching my butt, with or without clothing in the way, to mean you're considering purchasing an SUV. do me aa favor pleas and if i ever bet u that i can drink every condiment in yuor pantry, DONOT LET ME DO IT!!!!!1!!!!

You're not even God's gift to your right hand. Perhaps I abandon for real.

I have 5 days and no money. This is fine, as I can get up and change the channel myself, however he also has this habit where he will wake up for all of forty-five seconds, switch the channels for some reason I'm not aware of, and then fall back asleep. I attribute that to his incredible will, our love for one another, how loved he feels by my sons and family. He's a sweetheart and so much more.

We gathered in costume for the Valentine's Day celebration at the college. I was kind of a jittery nervous quiet person, worrying about my application process. I didn't get to jill off. I think about all these people i am supposed to be close to, that i can't feel comfortable playing in front of.

And I have no idea who the hell the other guy is. They were clearly at the spawn's friend's house in order to take down yet another complaint about squirrel violence...

I used to think that politicians only lied if they figured the truth was too well hidden to come out. But only a selected few will see them.

I also found a good pat-in-pan butter tart crust recipe in the Joy of Cooking.

Things could be better but they could be and have been a lot worse.

Ring Ring
Hi this is San Fran Alaska Airlines office. We about to destroy your wallet. You want it back?

They found my Orbitz info; my multiple attempts to contact them directly never got through to this particular office.

Fine wallet & pics, hray! And luckily i was lazy and haven't gotten my license or other non-credit cards replaced yet.

Does someone subscribe me to Tracks magazine? It appears suddenly, but addressed to my old address.

Maybe is promotional copy something or other.

I have whirled 9 tomatoes and much oregano, and added stuff, and cooked it. This is my first fresh spaghetti sauce ever made. It's not, however, terribly exciting, but does come fully equipped with toasty garlic bread and pasta and wine and whining cat underfoot.

I wonder if I could take a piece of Nebu's brain and exchange it with a piece of Quarky's brain, resulting in two sociable cats who have their own lives too.

Brain ready for weekend. Dawdled, must still work some. Nosno tomorro. Boo.

218 lbs of shelving assembled. 218 lbs of shelving to go. Let us look up "lbs": "The origin is in the Latin word libra, which could mean both balance scales (hence the symbol for the astrological sign Libra, which was named after a constellation that was thought to resemble scales) and also a pound weight, for which the full expression was libra pondo, the second word being the origin of our pound."

After the shelving is up, the unshelved can be shelved, and the floor can be seen, and the replacement tablesurface for the kitchen can be designed and constructed, and the kitchen tablesurface can be stolen to put atop my desk, and the cat can be put upon it.

What does everyone do with old magazines?

Sunday. Lost day somewhere. If find, please return, $20 reward as soon as find wallet.

Mittel is 180° out of phase with time. Soon shall have to take drastic wonderings how to fix. Woke with sunlight, which is not snow.

When the little dots cross to the top, it may be time to sell.

Some colors should not come out of a nose.

When I have no games left to drug my mind, I have to consider what to do with life. I race you all to happiness! Last one in's a happy egg.

Once when travelling I printed out my vast list of passwords and user names, and hoped nobody else would come into possession of them. Most of my passwords these days are derived algorithmically, so I can have a different password at most sites and only have to remember the base password and the algorithm to generate the real one for any given site. Too many places don't allow non-alphanumeric characters though, so I have to have two base passwords to satisfy those places that insist on being less secure.

Maybe I'll go split wood. In my free time, I'll like to make more user icons.

Sick still.
Fly tonight: Hi mom.
I buy no gifts. Make no gifts. Send no cards. Not one. Perhaps later. See how much energy?
Back Wednesday night.
Mebbe should pack.
Packed. Need more clothes.

Winter solstice. Now more light for me. I hab a code.

Maybe I should make December Interplanetary No-LJ Month. Take all LJ energy, and do productive stuff with it. Heck, No-Internet Month, except for email. Shall see.


Side note: the refrain "intergalactic planetary" from that there horrible song is the most horrible refrain ever created. They should have refrained.


I have to do Christmassy cards, so that all peeps will have my new address.

The kitty, he wants to sit close. He stretches out. He settles. He slowly seeps horizontally, until he reaches maximum comfort and relaxation. That's when a foot or butt or back starts repeating a keyboard key, and I have to move him, and he doesn't know why and sits up all uptight, afraid to settle down at the spot I'm indicating.

Other times, such as now, he sleeps on the arm, which pulses under him as I type. This does not provide maximum relaxation.

Am to put a shelf over both monitors, and afix it firmly, and perhaps this will finally be a fine place for him to reign undisturbed.


Some people claim to have gaydar. I sometimes think I have depressiondar.


My stereo was stolen during move somehow. Now I eBay me up some computer speakers and add a sound card so that I may have audio pulses directed at my cranium. Still have tapes I needed to convert to .wav, and no longer have tape player, so waah.